The Little Ones...

May or may not be factually correct and may or may not have been tampered with by Bexx... Enjoy!

Name: Tom G

DoB: 17/2/1985

Team: Under 16B and Senior 5th/6th

Korfball High: Hat-trick.

Korfball Low: Getting blammed by a dwarf.

Korfball Ambition: To get membership to Ean's "Skill Skool"

Most likely to be: Watching Andy get run by Tony...

Least likely to be: Mundane...

Interesting fact: Chris Evans is my uncle - yeah right!

 

Name: Kate

DoB: 20/9/1993

Team: Under 16A and Senior 3rd/4ths

Korfball High: Making a good opponent cry.

Korfball Low: Having Terry reject me on facebook - I cried!

Korfball Ambition: To attend Wed night training.

Most likely to be: Watching rubbish American TV but I love it!

Least likely to be: fancy Terry, enough said!

Interesting fact: I was a witness to the 'organised crime' incident in Holland.

 

Name: Sam

DoB: 1/11/1994

Team: U16 A/B and Senior 4-6th

Korfball High: Andy getting run by Tony.

Korfball Low: Only scoring 7 against Mitcham!

Korfball Ambition: to be a streaker.

Most likely to be: a hobo.

Least likely to be: a rich businessman.

Interesting fact: I rule!

 

Name: Ollie 'BabyBel'

DoB: 30/5/1995

Team: U16A and Senior 4-6th

Korfball High: Andy getting run by Tony.

Korfball Low: Missing 4 penalties.

Korfball Ambition: To score penalties!

Most likely to be: Wrapped in that red plastic wax, like a BabyBel.

Least likely to be: Normal.

Interesting fact: My parents thought I was going to be a girl.

 

Name: LaurenM2

DoB: 07/01/1995

Team: U16B

Korfball High: To start a game!

Korfball Low: Having the ball hit me in the face.

Korfball Ambition:

Most likely to be: A zoo keeper in china with facial hair.

Least likely to be: An orange in the pocket of a hobo.

Interesting fact: There are three laurens in my team!

 

Name: Will

DoB: 27/11/????

Team: U16A and Senior 3rd/4th

Korfball High: too many… too many...

Korfball Low: What? Hair lowlights?

Korfball Ambition: To play good Korfball.

Most likely to be: Doing my hair.

Least likely to be: Have curly hair.

Interesting fact: I went to primary school with bexx - she is so amazing/funny.

 

Name: LaurenH

DoB: 04/04/1995

Team: U16A/B

Korfball High: Meeting my best friend Terry - Not!

Korfball Low: None, I'm pretty good you know!

Korfball Ambition: Be more aggressive.

Most likely to be: Lazy.

Least likely to be: Ginger.

Interesting fact: Apparently I'm 'the lazy one' - Terry said!

 

Name: Nathan

DoB: 29/06/1993

Team: U16B and Senior 5/6th

Korfball High: Andy getting run by Tony.

Korfball Low: Falling for a fake pass.

Korfball Ambition: Being in the 1st team (U16)

Most likely to be:

Least likely to be: A beggar.

Interesting fact: I lasted 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.

 

Name: Alex

DoB: 11/05/1993

Team: U16A and Nomads 2

Korfball High: Scoring a goal …. Once… but that was ages ago.

Korfball Low: I'm too good to have a lowlight.

Korfball Ambition: To shrink so I don't have to collect all the time because I'm MASSIVE.

Most likely to be: Playing rebound!

Least likely to be:

Interesting fact: I was 6ft6 at birth

 

Name: LaurenM1

DoB: 14/12/1992

Team: U16A/B and Seniors 4-6th

Korfball High: Meeting Bexx - she's an inspiration.

Korfball Low: Meeting Terry - I wish I never had.

Korfball Ambition: To play for Kazakhstan.

Most likely to be: Shopping in 'Games Workshop'.

Least likely to be: Tall... EVER!

Interesting fact: I used to be a pimp.

 

Name: Andy

DoB: 13/04/1995

Team: U16A and Senior 4-6th

Korfball High: Scoring 9 against Mitcham.

Korfball Low: Getting run by Tony!!!

Korfball Ambition:

Most likely to be: Cringing at LaurenM1's singing!

Least likely to be: Riding to France on a purple horse whilst eating strawberried with a duck-billed platypus.

Interesting fact: Cat rhymes with hat.

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